Who Are You Calling A Puck Bunny?

A puck bunny (also known as a Puck Slut) is a female ice-hockey fan, often one whose interest in the sport is primarily motivated by sexual attraction to the players rather than enjoyment of the game itself. Similar to a groupie as it relates to a rock band or musician.

Could I be a *gasp* Puck Bunny?

It's a known fact that I have a thing for men that play hockey. I won't deny it, in fact I am proud of it. I like hockey boys. I appreciate good looking athletic men, with nice muscular legs and round firm butts. Have you seen some of these guy? How could you not want to reach out and touch them? I'd take on the puck bunny name with pride to get with some of them and then I'd burn my vagina cause hockey players are some of the dirtiest guys around. But it would be worth it.



You may be a puck bunny if.... (from www.hockeyattitude.com)
1. You team is eliminated from the playoffs so you root for Carolina "because Cam Ward is hot!"
2. To you, NHL stands for "National Hottie League"
3. You wish they'd quit wasting valuable hottie-watching time while "those slow ice cream trucks drive around the ice during halftime."
3. You wonder why Jeremy Stevenson and Mike LeClerc don't get called up more often.
4. You "hate that guy from Billy Madison, but the guy in Happy Gilmore...now there's a stud!"
5. You can't understand why so many people boo Matt Barnaby and Darius Kasparaitis
6. You wonder what all the fuss about this "Wayne Gretzky" guy is?
7. Your pre-game ritual includes Wash 'n Curl.
8. On your list of hobbies is "hockey players."
9. You don't know who that Patrick "Rwa" guy is, but you love Patrick "Roy."
10. You think Derian Hatcher is an attractive man.