The Bunny Show - Love On The Internet

Hey Folks, The Bunny here. We have a wild one for you. Today, we are going to talk about dating, love...and the internet! Thats right. Online dating, online love and even cybersex!!




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Alright, let's give a warm welcome to our first guest, Mikey S. from Tabernouche, Quebec.





Hi Bunny! I'm so excited to be here. I'm such a fan. Thank you for having me.



So Mikey, tell us, what is the deal with cyber dating and cyber love? Why are you such an advocate for it? Talk to us Mikey.....




Well Bunny, all I can say is that I think online love is way better than the real deal. Its like this, for thirty long years I didn't get laid in the real-world, thirty years!! Do you know how strong my right arm is?



Stronger than we'd wanna know?





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Like I was saying, I never got laid in thirty years in the real-world. Now, I sign online. I'm a 26 year old model from New York City. I've got blonde hair and baby blue eyes and the women flock to me. I just..er..I just....GET IT ON. Oooooh yeah, baby. The chicks just can't get enough of me. Ugh Ugh Ugh.



WOOP WOOP WOOP GO MIKEY, GO MIKEY WOOP WOOP WOOP





But Mikey, aren't you lying to all those....uhm..."chicks"?




Does it really matter Bunny?




Well let's face it Mikey, you're a bit of an eyesore.

Alright, lets have another take on this thing. Audience, let's welcome our next guest...Dr. Phillllis


Hi Bunny. I have to say, Mikey is one of those reasons why I am against meeting people from the internet. I remember back in the day when if you were single you would go bar hopping, or participate in some sort of organized activity to meet new people. These days teenagers, young adults, cougars, jags, old farts are hopping onto the internet. I just firmly believe that there are safer and healthier ways of meeting people.

I have to agree with you Dr. Philllllllis. As you all know, I'm recently single and have been quite dissapointed with all the losers that show up just about everywhere in our society...even when they aren't welcome (yeah I'm talking about you). I can only imagine the types that are online.


Exactly. Bunny, the truth is that the internet scene is composed of those who just cannot cut it in the real world dating scenes. The losers you see in local bars at least are well adjusted enough to go look for partners in real life. In contrast, the people who would look for love online are so far below the mark that they don't even bother showing up to traditional places where one can find a mate, because they know it's hopeless.


Lets get some comments from our audience now.




I don't see what all the fuss is about. I love the internet. I met my true love on the internet and he is going to fly me to Iraq to meet him within the next few months. And then we will get married and live happily ever after. If it wasn't for the internet I'd be all alone.



I'll admit it, I met someone off the internet once. It was a horrible experience. I thought I was meeting a Rachel Hunter look alike. I made the 3 hour drive, and when I got to her place....she looked....just like... MIKEY S. I didn't know what to do. I was tired and horny, so I fucked her. But I left first thing in the morning and changed my email and telephone number the very next day.


And now its time for my final thoughts. Some people like online dating, while others don't. If you chose to try it, please use caution, because you can always be the victim of a murderer, a rapist or even Mikey S. When you are talking to people online you have no way of telling what the person you are talking to is like. Without the ability to see someone, you can not properly judge them, and you never know what sort of person you are talking to until you make the dangerous step of meeting them in real life. Most people you talk to online are aware of this, and exploit it to their benefit. Not only will they avoid speaking about their shortcomings, but they will often intentionally mislead you! Without the audio and visual cues you rely upon, you are powerless to determine if the person you are talking to is an average homely nerd or some sort of pornography addicted homosexual rapist. Take Care of yourselves and each other.

Now.....why can't I ever remember my damn lavalife password??