Get Laid Aid

Wouldn't it be nice if there was a system that would provide you with that extra bit of information you needed before deciding whether or not that guy you just met is worth fucking?

Imagine a system where you would never be dissapointed when bringing home a mate only to find out he has a mangina or suffers from limp dickeritis. A system so versatile that it would act as a warning for some and as a get laid aid for others.

I bring to you high-tech branding.

But Bunny, that sounds so complicated. It is actually quite simple my friends. A tiny micro-chip is inserted behind the neck or ears and your cel phone is used as the scanner. You simply scan your potential bed buddy (one nighter, or long-term) and all their brands appear on your phone. The information you would receive would be priceless. I have included a sample legend of the information you would be privy to. The possibilities are endless. Click here for full size version.