I Will Survive

Sung to I Will Survive

At first I was afraid, I was petrified
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans

Go on now - go, walk out the door
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries
My sex life's gonna thrive
I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex
I will survive! I will survive! ...Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multi speed

[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries
My sex life's gonna thrive
I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex
I will survive! I will survive! ...Hey! Hey!