Is there a polite way to spit?

There are those among us who do not care for the wierd, funky, salty taste of spooge. And sometimes, (yes even I will admit it) it is downright bleachy foul.

In the latter case, or for those jizz phobic ladies (or men) what the hell do you do with it? Is there a polite way to get rid of it?

Going hhhork....PTOOEY! is definitely out of the question, although would be kinda humorous.

And what about Ptooeying into a tissue... is that any better?

Maybe you should just let it run out of your mouth like they do in all those porns?

I wonder.... what would Miss Manners do?
Note to self: Email Miss Manners this question in the morning

Anyone have any suggestions? Really, what is a girl to do?